id be glad to
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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