so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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