whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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