I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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