Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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