just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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