Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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