i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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