he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
