STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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