why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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