Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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