no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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