So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I currently don't understand fingers.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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