Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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