Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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