I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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