wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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