He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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