hotel room ftw
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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