i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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