Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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