Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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