I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Randomize
