I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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