So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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