wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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