The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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