He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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