I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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