whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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