i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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