Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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