it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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