She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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