Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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