Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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