i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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