Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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