and next time when you feel me up, do it right
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
So many bounce houses so little time
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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