Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I am available for nakedness
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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