My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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