i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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