That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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