Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
