Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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