Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
