She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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