Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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