So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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