I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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